everyday our national newspapers devote multiple pages about “celebrities” who, never in a blue moon have been remotely connected with this country or its people:

1-5. david beckham’s picture perfect & framed family [yawwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnn!!!]
6. britney spears and her much publicized virginity or the non-existence of it
7. michael jackson and his “baby-suits”
8. jennifer lopez and her long list of “man”-cubines
9. anna kournikova and her off-court serves and volleys
10. janet jackson’s wardrobe malfunction [zzzzzzzzzzz….zzz]